April 4, 2012

Stalkers, Pie, and Sarah Palin sucks

Interesting article I found randomly.  People should be aware of what they have out in the open on social networking sites.  I personally am a bit anal about it, since I spent time being hunted by a psycho (or I think I was, but regardless he didn't find me) and so even my "town I live in" is false and changes according to where I want to live that week.  Just remember, if you act like they're out to get you, you won't have to change anything if they are.  If they aren't, you're safe anyway so score for you!

Speaking of social networking, some politicians have opened their pages "to the constituents".  Lovely.  I have taken it upon myself to inform the people in office how I feel about them.  Like today I wrote on Sarah Palin's wall "Please take your outdated ideals and unrealistic family "morals" and go back to whatever level of hell you came from.  I want my rights, and stop judging my uterus, you are making it angry.  Just stop it.  You are clearly incapable of making intelligent decisions about reproduction for yourself and your family. Stop trying to fuck up my family.  No!  Bad Monkey!  I don't usually bring someones' family into an argument, but when you shoot out a kid that was 95% likely to have problems since you should have stopped shooting them outta your antique poon, and became a grandma since your "pure" 17 yr old couldn't keep it in her lovely christian pants until graduation, you are the last person I want making decisions about reproduction in any way shape or form ever.  Now put up a closed sign on your cooter and tell your daughter what a goddamn condom is before she breeds 30 mouth-breathers just like you and the fucking octomom.  God she sucks.  Well, the octomom too but everyone knows that.  Seriously, I can't tell the difference between when she is actually talking and when Tina Fey is making fun of her.

*Addition*  I want to be very clear here.  I support handicapped people and a woman's right to choose whatever she wants for her family.  I love handicapped people, they're the only ones who understand my love for my little pony and don't make fun of me for it.  I have a serious problem with someone that has a baby with any issue and parades that child around like a circus monkey to get votes.  Then says shes running on family and Christian values while busily pimping her kids for votes and the spotlight.  There is a reason why her book on parenting was cancelled.

Speaking of stupid politicians, Rick Santorum.  He says random fucked up things people thinks are true, and when he is called on blatant lies, his main spin doctor says he was "speaking from the heart."  He apparently said this "Because they have voluntary euthanasia in the Netherlands, but half the people who are euthanized every year — and it’s 10 percent of all deaths for the Netherlands — half of those people are euthanized involuntarily, at hospitals, because they are older and sick. And so elderly people in the Netherlands don’t go to the hospital, they go to another country, because they’re afraid because of budget purposes that they will not come out of that hospital if they go into it with sickness."








I must confess, I absolutely love The Rachel Maddow Show. I would love her in the White House.  Hell, put her and Suze Orman together in charge of this country and we would have a surplus with a happy, educated population in no time.  Because everything would have to be based in logic.  "Isn't our government based in logic?"  I hear you ask.  The next thing you would hear though would be my 5 fingers meeting your face.

And onward, to the anniversary of the Titanic.  Oooooh, bitch!  The first time I saw that movie, and that decadence in every detail of that ship, I thought the same thing every other little drag princess in the audience did.  "Ooooh, girl!  I am going to live there.  I don't give a shit if it's on the bottom of the ocean, that is too sparkly to not be mine."  I feel the same way about the crown jewels in London, baby. They will be mine someday too.  Anyway, the National Geographic released new pictures of the greatest ship/maritime disaster of all time.  At least in my opinion.  Ok, in my opinion today.

New fun toy I found here. Find out where you are.




I wish I knew who made this, I would shake their genius-ass hand, and congratulate them on being hilarious.














































































April 3, 2012

Death by lack of stomach bile

So I've been puking for a week.  And I spilled a bowl of soup on my computer.  And I'm not happy about either.  Stupid sick.  Stupid gravity.  Annoying.  Also, I have been working on my other blog some but ive mostly just been dying.  Ive missed you! 

Also, I finally got to the doctor.  I have severe exzema, and not zombieism.  It was a bit of a letdown, but the gave me steroids and told me to oil myself up, so I've been yelling "Are you ready for WrestleMania?!?"  and running around my house, because I feel like a pro wrestler.  "Can you smell, what the Rock is cookin'?" (It was steak.  Yum steak.)

Why do people not keep track of their pets anymore?  I saw 3 different dogs in my yard today, and I don't have any pets.  Besides the fish I make up elaborate dramas about, but they don't judge you so don't judge them.  Or the fact their names change weekly.  I digress.  I've seen one of these dogs before, its a rat terrier bastard that has brought trash all  over my yard and did the same to my next door neighbor today.  Bastard asshole dog.  He had a collar and was clearly well fed.  Whoever owns him is just lucky the bull mastiff on the other side of me didn't see it, or he would have suddenly been a squeaky toy.  If you aren't intelligent enough to keep your animal contained you are not smart enough to own it.  I can understand once or twice, but I work nights.  If I notice your animal out and about all the goddamn time when I don't even wake up until 2pm most days there is a fucking problem here people. 

OooooH!  I found an Internet meme that is not totally and completely retarded.  Ok, sorry, I don't get the facebook guy with all the lines.  Or, pretty much any of the other ones.  The perception one is cool though.  See what I'm yammering about here. 

And what the hell is wrong with Netflix?  I was trying to watch the roast of Charlie Sheen earlier (he always makes me feel better about my self and choices) and it was running slow, and skipping, and was all fuckered up.  If I wanted shitty quality skipping, I would have taken it off Limewire and saved myself the fucking membership fee.  Bastardasses. 

 

March 31, 2012

The Week I Cared About

3/29/2012

Kfar Saba, Israel - A man, in the process of violating a restraining order from his wife, was detained by police.  At the station he apparently freaked out and they sent a police dog in to subdue him.  The man proceeded to bite the dog on the ear, repeatedly. He is now being charged with assaulting a police dog, among other things. Wow.  For one, this guy has to be seriously nutballs crazy.  For two, no wonder his wife had an order against him.  What a lovely man, I'm sure.

 Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.  The media creating race wars?  A bigot exposed?  Catch up here at TheWeek.com.

Dida Ritz went home this week on RuPaul's Drag Race.  She was a terrible candidate.

For everyone that hates Obama - Did you know that the jobless rate is at a 4 year low?  Just saying.

Belfast, Northern Ireland is opening a tourist attraction featuring the birth to bottom of the ocean story of the Titanic.  Not just a movie, but one of the most iconic and decadent boats in history. 

And that is the week I cared about!

March 14, 2012

Beginner fishing and other things that make me curse

I live in Wyoming, which is a traditionally very outdoorsy state.  It is common to find flyfishermen not 100 ft. from a major roadway here.  Well, as major as the roadways get around here.  So I started last year by teaching Louis the boy how to fish.  It was a bust fish wise.  We had fun, but didn't catch anything in the 15 or so times we were out.  In an effort to improve my stats, or teach my son that yes, we actually can catch fish, I have been doing some research.  Since my public library isn't 24 hours, which I believe the government should pay for and is part of my platform when I run for Queen of the Universe, I am hitting the standby, the internet!  I started here, at the Bass Pro Shop.  Decent overviews and how to get started, but not much detail.

At first glance, Fellow Fishermen looks like a good resource.  Hell, fishing traditionally is taught from one person to another, what better way to learn?  So far it seems to be a good resource, I shall dig deeper another day.

March 13, 2012

Retail Therapy and Crochet Update

Seriously, these are the cutest/awesome-sauciest thing I have seen if fureeeever!  Click here, for the coolest!

Or this!  or this!

Not this. 

I just started a new blog for my crochet!  Knot Stringing Along (I know, lame pun but I just couldn't stop myself from making one) is here,  at http://www.knotstringingalong.blogspot.com 

It is replacing the Doomsday Devices/ Crafts section of this blog.  Aww, collective crying I know.  But you can find all of the crafty fun over at my new spot!  Yay!  I will also have homemade crafts available there and on eBay.  I would use etsy.com, but uhm, no.  Find me on eBay under the name CodyLouWho    

March 11, 2012

The Week I Cared About 3/11/2012

US soldiers open fired on Afghan civilians, 16 of whom were killed.  President Hamid Karzai is calling it an assassination, and I can't blame him.  Lets hope this isn't another My Lai, the USA military looks bad enough to the rest of the world.  I read the story here

Personally, I support the troops.  These kind of actions are deplorable no matter who was behind them. I have a solution to problems like this, turn down the war machine.  Instead of pouring trillions and trillions of dollars into what has turned into a 10 year long hostile takeover, why don't we pour money into the peace corps?  Or hey, send troops to places with scare fresh water, and they could build a water refining facility... or more pipelines to fresh  water...  I'll be honest I don't really know much about the vast amount of problems that can impact human water supplies around the world, but we could be using those troops to help, instead of patrol.  It seems like the US Military is turning into the world's worst nanny.  We have civil wars and genocide in Africa, homelessness and poverty so deep in India people starve in the streets routinely.  But we "liberated" a society by destroying it.  Where's the love, government? 

Mitt Romney has a billionaire backer, Ken Griffin.  That isn't the scary part.  The scary part is where Mr. Griffin believes that wealthy people should have more influence on politics in the US.  I have news for yoooou brosef.  America is not a feudal system.If you want a royalty system, there are plenty of countries in the world with a long, proud history of an upper class, and a lower class.  The only problem is in a lot of systems, it ends up with the lower class starving and the upper class inbreeding.  Ewwww.   I don't believe that wealthy people should be taxed more heavily that anyone else, but the world shouldn't be slated to pour money in their pockets.
The story without my opinions

And speaking of politics, Great Britain is going to make marriage legal to all consenting adults!  Yay!  The Catholic Diocese in England, however, is blocking it.  Get the full details here.  Shocker.  The head of the Scottish Catholic said they were trying to redefine reality.  Uhm, what?  Redefine what reality?  Perhaps his reality involves cover ups for pedophiles as acceptable, (no, they will never ever live that down) but it is not ok for two people to love each other if they have the same genitals.  They can say its for procreation, but if that was true, then my grandparents would not be married.  My Grandmother went through menopause at 30ish, and she and my Grandpa adopted my Mom.  So, why wouldn't anyone be able to do what my grandparents did?  I'm hoping in America, we can continue to be the land of the free and be free to focus on taking the world in a positive direction.  Let consenting adults marry and divorce as they please!  If a church doesn't like it, they are free to not allow them in their church.  Isn't that a fair compromise?

March 2, 2012

The Week I Cared About 3/2/12

RuPaul's Drag Race : Milan and Kenya were in the bottom.  Ooooh girl!

The idea of drug testing poor people for governement help is still alive.  Goddess help us all.

Insurers and Employers still have to pay for birth control.  Why, again, are we arguing about women having the right to choose their own medical care?

Gay marriage was legalized in Maryland due to religious freedom.  Go Equality!

Police in the USA can legally search cellphones found at crime scenes.  Lock your electronics, people!

Steven Colbert is releasing a children's book called "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)".  I love him.  Seriously, he makes me laugh so hard I pee myself a little.  Plus, the whole educating the masses about current politics thing.

48 laptops and mobile devices have been stolen from NASA, including an unencrypted laptop with International Space Station control and command codes.  The actual number is probably higher, but as the government relies on employees to self report theft, we'll never know.

Autocorrect does have consequences!  West Hall Middle and High schools were shut down when a text that was supposed to read, "gunna be at west hall today" ended up "gunman be at west hall today". It was reported after being sent to the wrong number, and the schools were cleared after a couple of hours.

A middle school in Pennsylvania has banned open topped boots, because students can hide things in them.  Way to continue treating the school system like the penal system.

And that is what important happened!