Jimmy Buffet was right, fruitcakes are everywhere, and where the fuck are THE JUINOR MINTS!?! We need people that care.
My friend Rayne has a rainbow tail. That's right, a fricken rainbow tail. I want one! Also, I really need a pair of those kitty ears that scan your brain and move. With yer BRAIN WAVES. Scifi fans get excited, we are one step closer to fully functioning cyborg costumes that you can run over all of those assholes that talked crap on Star Wars. Ha ha bitches!
On another note, there are some weird people out there. Seriously weird people. Not just your run of the mill, People of Walmart weird, there are some seriously deranged individuals out there.
From the Why-didn't-I-think-of-that insane:
Canary Suicides, the new dust collector
I've been waiting since 1985 for this shit!
To the what-the-hell-did-I-just-see:
Bacon is officially everywhere
I am the rainbow fox!
That's your moment of zen, people.
My friend Rayne has a rainbow tail. That's right, a fricken rainbow tail. I want one! Also, I really need a pair of those kitty ears that scan your brain and move. With yer BRAIN WAVES. Scifi fans get excited, we are one step closer to fully functioning cyborg costumes that you can run over all of those assholes that talked crap on Star Wars. Ha ha bitches!
On another note, there are some weird people out there. Seriously weird people. Not just your run of the mill, People of Walmart weird, there are some seriously deranged individuals out there.
From the Why-didn't-I-think-of-that insane:
Canary Suicides, the new dust collector
I've been waiting since 1985 for this shit!
To the what-the-hell-did-I-just-see:
Bacon is officially everywhere
I am the rainbow fox!
That's your moment of zen, people.
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