So James and I were at work, and he and David were in the back.  David informs me, out of the blue in his usual fashion, "Did
 you know they did a study with men and chickens, and tested how they 
would respond to attractive women?  The chickens responded 99% or 
something the same as the men.  As to whether they were attractive I 
mean."
"What?  Really?"  So now I'm going to get clocked by a chicken?  Damn.
"Yeah,
 next time I meet a girl that says she's hot, and she isn't, I'm going 
to pull out a chicken, and look at her and say, 'Chicken says no.'"
"Well Dave, its important to have standards."
I
 love most of the kids I work with.  Dave is fun.  Melissa and Sofie are
 also fun.  Melissa and Sofie are best friends and we all play with Punk
 Pony and Sherburt. We all get along pretty well.  Then we have Penny.  
Penny is... well sometimes she tries.  However, the fact she is a raging
 bitchface all the time, delights in ordering people around, and is 
completely useless and only manages to get in the way, seems to be 
getting in the way of her connecting with pretty much anyone else in the
 store.  I can't stand an obvious toady kiss-ass.  Penny watches the 
bosses' kids sometimes and goes to their house and won't shut the fuck 
up about it.  Then I remember that I have a high school kid's job and 
want to shoot myself for a moment.  This is the least amount of money 
I've earned since I was 18, and the strain is showing.  Bah.  Tomorrow 
is another day, I just need to keep moving forward.
Hope.
Guess ya just gotta do the chicken dance, then. With Henny Penny.
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